04-18-2016, 12:00 AM
Bill and Ted were on their way to have a most excellent adventure. This adventure started when some lame geezer in a robe brought them a new game to play. At first it looked bogus, but the dude was like a total Gandalf and he said the game was magical so they decided to rock it, after a brief demonstration of air guitar.
The way the game worked was simple. There were two spinners, each with two options the spinner could land on. The first spinner had the options of You or I. The second spinner had Like and Dislike. Each turn one of the players would spin both pieces and create a like or dislike for themself of the other person based on the result. Because the game was magic, the result would become true. Then the spinners would go to the next player.
Ted spun first. You, Like.
"Bill, you like Megadeth"
Instantly, Bill found himself actually liking Megadeth.
"What?! I don't wanna like Megadeth! Dave Mustaine is such a whiny crybaby."
"Dude, I wanna listen to Megadeth!"
"**** dude, so do I! Even if he is a whiny crybaby. Hey Geez, crank up some Peace Sells on the stereo!"
The old man, whose name was Don Juan, decided to play humble and obliged him. Suddenly Megadeth was filling the room.
Bill spun next. I, Dislike.
"I dislike Megadeth."
Instantly, Bill disliked Megadeth again.
"What? Why'd you do that?"
"Oh turn this **** off."
Don Juan again obliged.
"Dude! We were both enjoying that!"
"Ugh, I know! How could I have been so totally lame."
"Why did you make yourself dislike it again?"
"I told you, I don't want to like it! I don't like Dave Mustaine's whiny ass."
"Fine!"
Ted spun again. You, Like.
"Bill, you like Dave Mustaine's whiny ass."
"What the ***?!"
"There, now let's rock the Megadeth again, woo!"
"Dude, I don't wanna listen to that!"
"But I made you like his whiny voice?"
"You didn't say that I like his whiny voice you said I like his whiny ass!"
"What?! You mean...?"
"My God! I actually want to hear his ass whine!"
"Hahahahaha"
"You son of a ****!"
"Sorry dude!"
Bill spun. You, Like.
"Ted, you like your mom's ****."
"Dude!"
"Ha, you got the hots for your mom."
"Dude that is so bogus!"
"Don't you think your mom is a MILF?"
"I don't wanna like my mom!"
"Well I didn't want to like Dave Mustaine's ass so now we're even."
Ted spun. I, Like.
"I like all **** except my mom's."
"Well at least you're all better now."
"I'm so glad I don't like my mom's **** anymore."
"Hey, I just thought of something."
"What?"
"If you like all **** except your mom's, wouldn't that include your grandma's?"
"****, duuuuude!"
"And what about all your other relatives? And ugly chicks? And old women?"
"***, ***, ***!"
"Dude, are you staring at my goldfish's ****?"
"What?"
"Oh my god you were!"
"I was not!"
"You sick bastard!"
"I didn't even know fish have pussies!"
"Alright, gimme the spinners it's my turn."
Bill spun. You, Dislike.
"Ted, you dislike all pussies except those pussies you liked or would have liked before we started this game."
"Oh thanks dude."
"No problem. I figure we've got to start working together."
"Righteous. I was just starting to think how great my next family reunion was going to be."
"Yikes! Okay you're spin. And if you can, please help me out."
"Sure."
Ted spun. You, Like.
"Bill, You like Megadeth"
"What?"
"There, now we can hear some music again. Maestro!"
Don Juan once again began the music.
"How did that help me?"
"Well now you can enjoy the music again."
"But I wanted you to take care of this Dave Mustaine Ass fetish!"
"Well I couldn't do that with a 'You, Like'"
"Fine."
Bill Spun. I, Dislike.
"I dislike Dave Mustaine's ass, and especially it's whining."
"There you go."
"Finally. Now next time I spin that I can make myself dislike Megadeth again and go back to normal."
"Why do you want to dislike them again?"
"Because I told you I don't like liking them."
"Fine"
Ted Spun. You, Like.
"Bill, you like liking Megadeth."
"You bastard!"
"What's the problem now?"
"I don't want to like liking Megadeth!"
"Why not?"
"Because it wasn't what I liked before starting this game."
Bill spun. You, Dislike.
"Ted, you dislike my sister."
"What?"
"You heard me."
"But I've liked your sister for years."
"I know and it's time you finally stopped creeping me out with that."
Ted spun. You, Dislike.
"Bill, you dislike being loyal to the likes and dislikes you had before the game started."
"Dude! I... I... I don't know how I feel about that"
"You don't?"
"Before I wouldn't have liked that, but now... now I don't care. I don't want to stick to my old likes and dislikes, I want to have new experiences. I like Megadeth, and I like, like liking them!"
Bill spun. I, Like.
"I like lima beans!"
"Lima beans?"
"Dude, for the first time ever I'm going to eat some lima beans and like them. It'll be totally excellent!"
...and soon, Ted too completely abandoned his old set of likes and dislikes, and together they played the game discovering what it was like to like and dislike all kinds of things they never would have considered liking or disliking before. And so it was truly an excellent adventure.
As for Don Juan, well Don Juan is a very common name in some places, and this one happened to be an old man who liked wearing robes and worked as Bill and Ted's housekeeper. As I understand, he liked it.
The way the game worked was simple. There were two spinners, each with two options the spinner could land on. The first spinner had the options of You or I. The second spinner had Like and Dislike. Each turn one of the players would spin both pieces and create a like or dislike for themself of the other person based on the result. Because the game was magic, the result would become true. Then the spinners would go to the next player.
Ted spun first. You, Like.
"Bill, you like Megadeth"
Instantly, Bill found himself actually liking Megadeth.
"What?! I don't wanna like Megadeth! Dave Mustaine is such a whiny crybaby."
"Dude, I wanna listen to Megadeth!"
"**** dude, so do I! Even if he is a whiny crybaby. Hey Geez, crank up some Peace Sells on the stereo!"
The old man, whose name was Don Juan, decided to play humble and obliged him. Suddenly Megadeth was filling the room.
Bill spun next. I, Dislike.
"I dislike Megadeth."
Instantly, Bill disliked Megadeth again.
"What? Why'd you do that?"
"Oh turn this **** off."
Don Juan again obliged.
"Dude! We were both enjoying that!"
"Ugh, I know! How could I have been so totally lame."
"Why did you make yourself dislike it again?"
"I told you, I don't want to like it! I don't like Dave Mustaine's whiny ass."
"Fine!"
Ted spun again. You, Like.
"Bill, you like Dave Mustaine's whiny ass."
"What the ***?!"
"There, now let's rock the Megadeth again, woo!"
"Dude, I don't wanna listen to that!"
"But I made you like his whiny voice?"
"You didn't say that I like his whiny voice you said I like his whiny ass!"
"What?! You mean...?"
"My God! I actually want to hear his ass whine!"
"Hahahahaha"
"You son of a ****!"
"Sorry dude!"
Bill spun. You, Like.
"Ted, you like your mom's ****."
"Dude!"
"Ha, you got the hots for your mom."
"Dude that is so bogus!"
"Don't you think your mom is a MILF?"
"I don't wanna like my mom!"
"Well I didn't want to like Dave Mustaine's ass so now we're even."
Ted spun. I, Like.
"I like all **** except my mom's."
"Well at least you're all better now."
"I'm so glad I don't like my mom's **** anymore."
"Hey, I just thought of something."
"What?"
"If you like all **** except your mom's, wouldn't that include your grandma's?"
"****, duuuuude!"
"And what about all your other relatives? And ugly chicks? And old women?"
"***, ***, ***!"
"Dude, are you staring at my goldfish's ****?"
"What?"
"Oh my god you were!"
"I was not!"
"You sick bastard!"
"I didn't even know fish have pussies!"
"Alright, gimme the spinners it's my turn."
Bill spun. You, Dislike.
"Ted, you dislike all pussies except those pussies you liked or would have liked before we started this game."
"Oh thanks dude."
"No problem. I figure we've got to start working together."
"Righteous. I was just starting to think how great my next family reunion was going to be."
"Yikes! Okay you're spin. And if you can, please help me out."
"Sure."
Ted spun. You, Like.
"Bill, You like Megadeth"
"What?"
"There, now we can hear some music again. Maestro!"
Don Juan once again began the music.
"How did that help me?"
"Well now you can enjoy the music again."
"But I wanted you to take care of this Dave Mustaine Ass fetish!"
"Well I couldn't do that with a 'You, Like'"
"Fine."
Bill Spun. I, Dislike.
"I dislike Dave Mustaine's ass, and especially it's whining."
"There you go."
"Finally. Now next time I spin that I can make myself dislike Megadeth again and go back to normal."
"Why do you want to dislike them again?"
"Because I told you I don't like liking them."
"Fine"
Ted Spun. You, Like.
"Bill, you like liking Megadeth."
"You bastard!"
"What's the problem now?"
"I don't want to like liking Megadeth!"
"Why not?"
"Because it wasn't what I liked before starting this game."
Bill spun. You, Dislike.
"Ted, you dislike my sister."
"What?"
"You heard me."
"But I've liked your sister for years."
"I know and it's time you finally stopped creeping me out with that."
Ted spun. You, Dislike.
"Bill, you dislike being loyal to the likes and dislikes you had before the game started."
"Dude! I... I... I don't know how I feel about that"
"You don't?"
"Before I wouldn't have liked that, but now... now I don't care. I don't want to stick to my old likes and dislikes, I want to have new experiences. I like Megadeth, and I like, like liking them!"
Bill spun. I, Like.
"I like lima beans!"
"Lima beans?"
"Dude, for the first time ever I'm going to eat some lima beans and like them. It'll be totally excellent!"
...and soon, Ted too completely abandoned his old set of likes and dislikes, and together they played the game discovering what it was like to like and dislike all kinds of things they never would have considered liking or disliking before. And so it was truly an excellent adventure.
As for Don Juan, well Don Juan is a very common name in some places, and this one happened to be an old man who liked wearing robes and worked as Bill and Ted's housekeeper. As I understand, he liked it.