Never Forget, I'm BIG

[bluedreamer]

Venus, while you're here


I should just


shut up

[sear]

"Never Forget, I'm BIG"
**** !!

I'd forgotten!

[LeeKuanMajor]

REMEMBER FOLKS: That's Sear, as in Sears,
Or...
sear 1  (sîr)v. seared, sear·ing, sears
v.tr.1. To char, scorch, or burn the surface of with or as if with a hot instrument. See Synonyms at burn1.
2. To cause to dry up and wither.

v.intr. To become withered or dried up.

n. A condition, such as a scar, produced by searing.


not Sear as in New Seer

I know this guy well enough to assure you he's much more like an average dried up and withered Sears department store clerk than a New Seer Warrior. When this guy looks and sees The New Seers, at the top of the forum, trust me, he's thinking glasses

When it comes to being philosophical, Sear has the philosophical depth of a two-dimensional photo of a Kellog's Pop Tart 
His idea of a REAL WARRIOR is an episode of the animated Ninja Turtles show
When someone mentions don Juan, trust me, he's thinking Latin lover...and probably getting turned on 
If he tries to pronounce the name 'Genaro' the 'G' sounds like G in the word: Gerbil. He just doesn't have a clue
He thinks Peyote is a pie made with lots of oats
He thinks The Second Attention is what the sergeant screams at you to do because you didn't get it right the first time
He thinks The First Attention is the first time you stand at attention in military basic training
When it comes to sorcery, among many other things, this guy is as 'correct' as roast hog on Jewish all you can eat night
He thinks Jimson Weed is a strain of marijuana from some country called Jimson. The guy just doesn't have a clue!
if you ask him if he wants to get stoned he's automatically thinking of people throwing rocks
His idea of fun is to go Christmas caroling in front of the official church of Satan

One of his favorite pastimes is to walk up to Jehovah's Witness people and try to convince them that they're all going to hell. Jesus must be proud!
He once performed an exorcism on a pig. Turns out it was the wrong pig
If anyone mentions 'choking his chicken' he thinks some guy is eliminating his live stock
If anyone mentions "Dylan" he's thinking Dylan Thomas...whoever he was

[Guest]