11-08-2011, 12:00 AM
SOME FACTS ABOUT ALIEN DEFENSE.
It appears to be in the nature of individuals to use violence to attain their
goals, whether the motivation is a bag of shiny rocks or a chance for eternal
life. Very few weapons, however, have proven themselves useful against alien
ships. Any attempt to harm such vehicles will only worsen the situation, quickly
resulting in abduction and experimentation that is both embarrassing and
time-consuming.
ALIEN INVASION SURVIVAL MANUAL
KEEP REALITY SECRET
LIFE IS MORE FUN IF YOU DON’T TALK
INDIFFERENCE MAKES NO DIFFERENCE
STOP DOMESTICATING YOURSELF
DO MORE NOW
SUPPORT ALIENOLOGY
THERE IS A RATIONAL EXPLANATION FOR EVERYTHING.
THERE IS ALSO AN IRRATIONAL ONE.
WHY DO YOU THINK THEY CALL IT SPACE?
DEFECTIVE! THIS PART OF REALITY IS
KNOWN TO BE DEFECTIVE AND SHOULD NOT BE CONSIDERED REAL IN ANY WAY.
CONTACT THE SCHWA CORPORATION BEFORE YOU BELIEVE
THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE IS BETWEEN YOUR EYES.
THIS COMPUTER HAS BEEN CLEANSED. CONTENTS NOT INCLUDED.
INFINITY IS LIFE’S WAY OF SAYING SLOW DOWN.
NOW IS THE FUTURE YOUR PARENTS WARNED YOU ABOUT.
THERE IS NO FUTURE LIKE THE PRESENT.
THE FUTURES MARKET WILL EVENTUALLY TRADE TIME.
YOU WILL FORGET THIS PREDICTION.
POPULAR MUSIC WILL CHANGE TO THE POINT
WHERE YOU NO LONGER THINK IT IS ANY GOOD.
BY 2020, THE ENTIRE SURFACE OF THE EARTH WILL BE A MOVIE THEATER.
Which, given the rise of mobile cams and youtube, google maps and augmented reality, it already is.
Don’t follow instructions! NOW!
It appears to be in the nature of individuals to use violence to attain their
goals, whether the motivation is a bag of shiny rocks or a chance for eternal
life. Very few weapons, however, have proven themselves useful against alien
ships. Any attempt to harm such vehicles will only worsen the situation, quickly
resulting in abduction and experimentation that is both embarrassing and
time-consuming.
ALIEN INVASION SURVIVAL MANUAL
KEEP REALITY SECRET
LIFE IS MORE FUN IF YOU DON’T TALK
INDIFFERENCE MAKES NO DIFFERENCE
STOP DOMESTICATING YOURSELF
DO MORE NOW
SUPPORT ALIENOLOGY
THERE IS A RATIONAL EXPLANATION FOR EVERYTHING.
THERE IS ALSO AN IRRATIONAL ONE.
WHY DO YOU THINK THEY CALL IT SPACE?
DEFECTIVE! THIS PART OF REALITY IS
KNOWN TO BE DEFECTIVE AND SHOULD NOT BE CONSIDERED REAL IN ANY WAY.
CONTACT THE SCHWA CORPORATION BEFORE YOU BELIEVE
THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE IS BETWEEN YOUR EYES.
THIS COMPUTER HAS BEEN CLEANSED. CONTENTS NOT INCLUDED.
INFINITY IS LIFE’S WAY OF SAYING SLOW DOWN.
NOW IS THE FUTURE YOUR PARENTS WARNED YOU ABOUT.
THERE IS NO FUTURE LIKE THE PRESENT.
THE FUTURES MARKET WILL EVENTUALLY TRADE TIME.
YOU WILL FORGET THIS PREDICTION.
POPULAR MUSIC WILL CHANGE TO THE POINT
WHERE YOU NO LONGER THINK IT IS ANY GOOD.
BY 2020, THE ENTIRE SURFACE OF THE EARTH WILL BE A MOVIE THEATER.
Which, given the rise of mobile cams and youtube, google maps and augmented reality, it already is.
Don’t follow instructions! NOW!