11-24-2011, 12:01 AM
REAL DING-A-LINGS
I believe
there are many real ding-a-lings hidden in modern society. There's no
way to really tell who they are until the holiday season rolls along and
the Salvation Army needs their free support. So, I now believe that a
real ding-a-ling is a person who can ring a little bell for hours and
hours and hours without going completely bonkers. Hey, I'm not judging
them. I'm just making an observation. Real ding-a-lings serve a
worthwhile function in society just as old, fat, white-haired alcoholic
men do when department stores and malls need a Santa Claus. Hey, I'm not
judging them. I'm glad they can find work! So, if you ever see a Santa
ringing a little bell for the Salvation Army it means he was too drunk
to get paid at a mall.
Maybe I should take a poll to find out how
many people feel that Heaven will be filled with these fat guys in
Santa suits ringing bells
I believe
there are many real ding-a-lings hidden in modern society. There's no
way to really tell who they are until the holiday season rolls along and
the Salvation Army needs their free support. So, I now believe that a
real ding-a-ling is a person who can ring a little bell for hours and
hours and hours without going completely bonkers. Hey, I'm not judging
them. I'm just making an observation. Real ding-a-lings serve a
worthwhile function in society just as old, fat, white-haired alcoholic
men do when department stores and malls need a Santa Claus. Hey, I'm not
judging them. I'm glad they can find work! So, if you ever see a Santa
ringing a little bell for the Salvation Army it means he was too drunk
to get paid at a mall.
Maybe I should take a poll to find out how
many people feel that Heaven will be filled with these fat guys in
Santa suits ringing bells