What is a car?

[rosygyro]

I used to have a 1948 HANOMAG 4x4 mercedes engine ex army truck..

it was rusty as hell and smelt funny..

but still had the original service manuals.. and looked blinking weird..



I was on ebay.. and I saw an old metal plough for sale.. i figured i could hit it with a sledge hammer and bend it into a SPHERE shape and roll it down a hill as an experiment!! so i bought it!

of course i couldnt collect it.. and would certainly look starnge carrying an antique plough on the train accross country..

so I basicly bought the TRUCK so i could carry the plough!

It had no tax, no mot, no numberplate, no battery, no lights, no windscreen wipers..no insurance..

But i amanaged to drive it about 100 miles to the famous english town of GLASTONBURY.. in the vale of avalon.. where king arthur and merlin exist!

wherapon it was stolen from me by gypsies..

eggshell blue it was in colour..

windscreen wipers like icicles..

and caked in a thick grime an inch deep...

i did carry the plough by bus in the end.. back home..

wherapon i set about it.. with an angle grinder and a hammer .. disfiguring it completeley..

toying with the idea of re-welding it into a 70lb iron sword shape and hanging it on my wall!

But i never got the truck back..

It was very weird..

I dreamt about it one night and it was made out of millions and millions of little people.....

yes me and my car are inseperable..



another time i had a 1976 DODGE V8 diesel fireengine.. which i had converted into a motorhome..

it had a massive engine outlet under it.. so when the engine was running it would FLATTEN the grass around it.. as if it was actually a HELICOPTER that looked like an antique fire-engine....

But that was stolen off me by gypsies as well...

I had a postvan ..which was so well aligned that inside it was like sitting in TIPARET.. all gold..

but that was stolen off me by the local town governements highways agency.. along with my favourute speakers, my artsketchbooks.... and some interesting doors i had found in a skip...

I love driving..

I tend laugh a lot while driving,

there was the beat up car i used to pretend to set on fire and climb out of dukes of hazzrd style..

my favourite ever car. was the SPLIT SCREEN morris minor hippy wagon .. I climbed inside of age five and actually set fire to!...If my family hadnt seen the smoke.. I would have burned to death as the child proof locks were on and i hadnt realised!

then of course there is the red double decker bus we had parked in our yard for a while.. it ripped all the telephone lines down it was so tall! There was the tractor that ran over my mothers tortoise!

I used to like getting a ride in the tractor when he was haybaling, or ploughing.. just going up and down the field..

And then there was the 1961 VW campervan .. that a ran toward age three intending to run in through the sliding side door.. only to TRIP over and smash seven of my teeth out!

I couldnt eat aplles again until my second set grew.. which was about FOUR YEARS!

But i dunno..

what is a car..? if not an object of the 2PAST"



OR are you talking about some pathetic sorceric attempt to combine your energy body with a car..or vehicle

and slipstream between people in the dream.. in some misguided attempt to use it to bridge the gap to infinity past your own death?

I would have to point out.. that UNLESS the solutiuons to the riddles of man are within the car you speak about.. IT WILL NOT TRAVEL!

how can you when you havent passed your natural enemies and challenges.



MY car has THREE SPHERES RYTHMICALLY DIVIDING MY MIND..perpetually making fluid my pain..

the spheres will never die.. they ARE the riddles set!

not only that.. they are going backwards.. (reverse gear!)