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"A warrior has no dignity, no country, no honor, no money and no balls." -DJM
"A warrior carries a piece in case of flyers, inorganics, witches turned into animals and aliens from out of space." -DJM
"The warrior's way is the most important thing in the world. The absolutely most important thing in the whole universe. More important than the Simpsons and ****." -DJM
"It's okay if you **** your pants Carlitos, just don't ask me to wash them for you." -DJM
"You want my picture? Why don't you take a picture of THIS!" -DJM
"Women are magical creatures. Treat them gently and ditch them if they act dull. It's not like they are human..." -DJM
"If you fail to become a warrior, you might as well become a writer. At least you'll get the **** and the money." -DJM
"Carlitos, could you help me with something? See that bed? Ok... I want you to lay there, drop the pants and close your eyes..." -DJM
"Today, my dear Carlitos, the nagual blow is not on your shoulder blades..." -DJM
"I'm a warriah, you are the walking scum of the earth!" -DJM
"Women are naturally equiped to be superb warriors. They have no balls nor dick, but they can get as many as they want with a ****." -DJM
PS: I suggest a Humour section is created, for the less-than-serious posts.
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"Power rests on the kind of knowledge that we hold. If you know the dirt of others, you can own them and make them your bitches." - DJM
"Nothing in this world is a gift. You need to **** and whine until you get your way." -DJM
"A person wisely goes to knowledge as he goes to war: drunk, drugged and with a violent drive." -DJM
"Anything is one of a million paths. Therefore, as warriors we must always keep in mind that we are lost regardless of the path we choose." -DJM
"A warrior knows that he is only a man. His only regret is that his life is so short that he can't grab as many asses as he would like to." -DJM
"Feeling important makes one heavy, clumsy and vain. Being important is great." -DJM
"A warrior never worries about his fear. Instead, he runs like there is no tomorrow until he finds a hidding place." -DJM
"Only a crackpot would undertake the task of becoming a man of knowledge of his own accord. Here ya go... now you are on your own." -DJM
"To ask what function the allies have is like asking what we men do in the world. We are here: That's all. And if you are queer, I'm okay with it." -DJM
The eyes of man can perform two functions: detecting prey and detecting ****. Neither of these functions is better than the other; however to train the eyes only to look is a shameful and unnecessary loss." -DJM
"Nothing is more important than anything else, except me." -DJM
"A warrior may also choose to remain totally impassive and never act, and behave as if being impassive really mattered to him. It's not lazyness, it's a not-doing. REALLY!" -DJM
"A warrior takes responsibility for his farts; for the most trivial of his farts." -DJM
"The average man is either victorious or defeated and, depending on that, he becomes a persecutor or a victim. These two conditions are prevalent as long as one does not see. Seeing dispels the illusion of victory, or defeat, or suffering. All becomes the same... ****." -DJM
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not very much interest in this from people GS huh?
seems a little irreverant perhaps? direspectful even?
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Turin Otzaki wrote:not very much interest in this from people GS huh?
seems a little irreverant perhaps? direspectful even?I'll try not to cry.
I guess "people" are too serious to appreciate a joke. I'm not sorry if this annoys true believers. That's their choice. Instead of believing so much in DJM, they should try to join him in the Realm of Naguals.
If you have something remotely better, by all means share it. I haven't seen it. The target audience DID enjoy it... I guess they are not you.
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DJ: a true Nagual always get's the last word in.
Carlos: W3RD.
DJ: Silence you twat!
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A sense of humor is truly an advanced art...much truth can live in humor
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Lol Snowblind, seems I agree here as well. The following quote builds on your thought:
“Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.” - Christopher Morley
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Snigger!
Keep up the good work, GS,.......and, the more irreverent and disrespectful, the better!
Speaking personally, ......I worship irreverence.
There is only one God, and his name is Irreverence.
All praise, to his Holy prophet, - GS, ( his name, be praised!,).
I shall launch a holy war on anyone who dares to publish cartoons, lampooning his Holy name.
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He who jokes on his deathbed has the last laugh...literally.
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Translation: humor only gets you so far.
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@ A Siris: I can see why it would be in bad taste to find humor in the unfortunate situations of others. However I have a question for you. According to your logic, I laugh incredibly hard at the misfortune of a close friend of mine who can't open portals to save her life. This could be seen as mean on my part because I find joy in her misfortune. However I only find it utterly hilarious because when it happens I know it is temporary and she finds it downright funny as well. Maybe it has to do with the intent of our laughter instead of the situation itself? Perhaps a combination of both.
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