Complaint Department

[Pixie Dust]

I'll take any gripes, complaints, and whining here. I've got the time and interest in the energetic investment required to receive judgemental perceptions.

"How may I help you better understand your situation?"

Let's start with the most common FAQs.

"I'm not allowed to sexually harass members?!" Right! That's not a nice way to play with our friends.

"Why are my posts being moved?" Someone decided they fit better elsewhere.

"Why are my posts deleted?" Someone decided they didn't fit.

"Why am I being excluded?" You aren't. Just ask nicely what people are talking about. We're all willing to clarify misunderstandings when approached in a respectful way.

"Why aren't people treating me like a queen?" Because we all have a life and don't believe in a monarchy. Everyone has to wipe their own butts here. Our apologies.

"How do I get more respect? A few of the members are incredibly disrespectful." Honestly, we're a group of wonderful and strange people. A great way to get respect is to give it. Also, do not hop into a pig pen with a pig and expect to remain spotless. If you give disrespect, some people return it.

"I feel like I'm being treated unfairly." You are. We all are. Life isn't fair. We just make the best of it and assume you will too.

"I feel like you're all evil people. Why are you evil?" Evil doesn't exist. We're just occasionally @ssholes. We're working on being less so. You could work on it too. With us.

Leave a note if you're interested in figuring out why something sucks around here.

[DoktorGreen]

Are you the surgeon to see about an operectomy? I need to sever the membrane between my eyes and my anus to relieve my sh!ty outlook.....  Just don't sever anything else!  You surgeons get snip-happy.

[Pixie Dust]

I'm probably not the surgeon you want :/ I'm exactly what you don't want as I'm the snip happy variety.  I just get going and a high tide turns into a relentless passionate tsunami (or hurricane, either gets the point across).

I'm good for s...somethings, not for surgeries.  I get carried away...

You, however, are quite precise and reserved.  You make a skilled surgeon.  Good for surgery, but not so great for the other side of things.

Hmmm.  I suggest you do surgery on yourself because you're the best surgeon here.  Second best is likely me as I have the skill, but I don't have the patience for it.  You'll have to take the third best surgeon.  I would name names but people get weird about name calling around here.  

Except JJ.  I think he enjoys the name calling lol.

[Pixie Dust]

DoktorGreen wrote:
I need to sever the membrane between my eyes and my anus to relieve my sh!ty outlook.....  

Now that I've professionally addressed this, now I can real-talk.  

This is funny as fck.  

You're not the only one to suffer the shts around here.  It's highly contagious.  All it takes is one person to sht on someone and suddenly there are multiple casualties.  It causes a shtstorm.  It's like a cafeteria fight and that one sht to throw a bread roll opens the gate for a full plate of spaghetti to be thrown at her..or him.. whatever gender the sht is.  

I love a good food fight.  Keeps things lively.

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