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Pixie Dust wrote:That's a generous offer, but I don't want to get involved with them. They seem so dark and frightening. Maybe evil? I don't know. I just read the tabloids. Maybe I'm wrong?It's a lot different now. Listen, don't tell anyone I told you this. It's not a secret exactly, but it's not something most people know yet. The Illuminati have been run by Communists since the early 2000s. The secret occult masters of the USSR were forced underground after the Soviet Union was dissolved in the 90s. At first they were welcomed as fellow scholars, but then, using their superior occult science and the principles of Marxism-Leninism they more or less took over.
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((I'm falling asleep. We can finish later. Goodnight.))
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Sorry, nevermind I've already said too much. I know this is hard to believe but if you don't believe it, watch some old soviet children's cartoons. I didn't believe it either until they showed me the cartoons. The people who made those cartoons are obviously the same people who right now control the Illuminati.
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I mean if the Illuminati hasn't been run by Communists for the last 15-20 years, then explain why everyone got so cool about gay marriage all of a sudden. You see?
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It's obvious if you think about it. Why wouldn't the Soviet Union have sorcerers? And then you take all these highly trained specialists in the mystical and occult applications of revolutionary theory, and you just close down the Soviet Union all of a sudden and just release all these people into the world? What are they going to do? I know, right? Immediately start taking over the Illuminati.
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So I'm doing this spying thing right now. It's pretty dull. But really you might say I'm more of a "secret agent". I do all kinds of weird Illuminati stuff, you know?
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Think about it. How much do you know about Cuba? Almost nothing? Exactly. Total mind control.
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I just applied to the Illuminati ( www.illuminatiofficial.org ). I hope they take me. I really wanna be a spy too. That would be, like, the coolest thing to happen to me.
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But maybe it's safer to stay away from all that. What if I'm not what they're looking for right now? I think I'll trust that if I'm meant to be a spy, I'll be one. Until then, I'll enjoy being normal. Normal is more than enough anyway. Not many can handle my awesomeness anyway, maybe it's them who aren't ready for moi.
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Pixie Dust wrote:
I just applied to the Illuminati ( www.illuminatiofficial.org ). I hope they take me. I really wanna be a spy too. That would be, like, the coolest thing to happen to me.
Those motherfuckers. Are they trying this again? That's just a dumb new age pyramid scheme. It looks smart, but if you watch it long enough all the words just start repeating themselves. You have to understand that there are all these posers around who think because they taught you 2+2=4 they're like A TEACHER now, right?
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Ok look, I'll tell you the secret. They think they're paying me to spy on other people, but really I've been spying on them. I'm pretty sure their political agenda is a front for something deeper, but they are dead serious about the Communism thing right now -- I don't understand everything yet, but it's some kind of terrible EUROPEAN thing.
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Seriously though, I think it might have everything to do with millions of proper actual real life old school COMMUNISTS having to reincarnate into the modern world, and the most spiritually attuned of them, the ones who best remember, being like "WTF IS EVEN GOING ON HERE? WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR SPIRIT? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PEOPLE'S REVOLUTION?", and seriously weighing on the cosmic scales whether the revolution deserved to die with them or not.
These are exactly the kind of people who would want to take control of the Illuminati.
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I don't think it's a coincidence, either, I think it's a grand conspiracy theory of vast dimensions surpassing the limits of life and death and free will, that now Russians are capitalists, Europeans are socialists, and even modern Russians are still, without even knowing why, still carrying on the fine tradition of cyberattacking the United States.
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Did you like how I tried to link up old school Communist propaganda with being "cyberattacked"? Too subtle? Information as a weapon?
But... oh my God... if they ever find out I told you this...
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Ok, I'm sorry. I'm not worried for myself, but I think you should know that I may have revealed too much and put both of us in danger.
We might have to rapidly undergo a series of extraordinary adventures now where against my own better judgment, wishing both to keep my secrets but also to spare you the burden of the terrible knowledge, I am forced by the urgent necessity of the situation to train you in the arts of being a spy.
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So basically I save you, that just happens, but I don't just save you and feel heroic about it, I save you by imparting the secret knowledge, and then in return, at some crucial point in the narrative when *I* need saving and you *could* just take the money and run off with it, you save me too by applying precisely the same knowledge that I had to give you at the beginning. So not only do we accomplish the mission in this epic victory of Light over Darkness, we ALSO learn important lessons about life and friendship.
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Then we find out there was never any grand overarching organization controlling everything, and life is just people helping each other, and the REAL Illuminati is just the connection that each and every one of us feels in our hearts to everyone else. Because we're all the Illuminati now.
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ROFL! That's hilarious! Ok, I'm glad you finished the scene, I was struggling to create material. I like that ending, it's sweet. Not very realistic, but super thoughtful.
I'm down for adventures! I'm not doing anything useful with my life anyway. Bring it on! Let the spy games begin 
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I kid. I don't play games like that. People get kinda ugly when they lose. I once knew a man who could never figure out how I was always ahead of his feeble plans. I finally took pity on him and showed him. He wanted to join me and my friends in our tree house club. I was going to let him, cuz I'm a hippie at heart, but every single member felt differently. I guess, our behavior truly defines how far up the ladder we climb. Gamble wrong and God won't smite you...He just walks away and allows fate to run its course.
God is glorious, merciful, and all knowing. He's my man <3
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God dances like a butterfly and stings like a bee. Woot woot!
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I love it when the light wins. When love conquers all. Those are the best love stories.
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Pixie Dust wrote:
I kid. I don't play games like that. People get kinda ugly when they lose. I once knew a man who could never figure out how I was always ahead of his feeble plans. I finally took pity on him and showed him. He wanted to join me and my friends in our tree house club. I was going to let him, cuz I'm a hippie at heart, but every single member felt differently. I guess, our behavior truly defines how far up the ladder we climb. Gamble wrong and God won't smite you...He just walks away and allows fate to run its course.
God is glorious, merciful, and all knowing. He's my man <3
The man you once knew was doing it wrong.
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Omg was he ever!
Most people have to choose between knowing the beloved and being the beloved.
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Those who are enlightened become both.
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