What Would You Do?

[Pixie Dust]

What would you do with unlimited potential?  What if you were a superhero, how would you change the world?

[Pixie Dust]

Me?  Well thank you for asking.  I think I would just find old friends on the internet and heckle them until I peed myself multiple times from laughing (I have a weak bladder, so it's easy).  Like a multiple orgasm, but a multiple laughgasm.  I would probably make highly inappropriate jokes, tip toe on the border of saying too much, and never let it slip that I like Ranch dip.  

Buffalo Wild Wings here I come!

I probably would just be super ridiculous, even with superpowers.  Because why not?

Thank you for asking, that was sweet of you.

[Pixie Dust]

I was entrusted with a Second Life sim!  It finally happened!  I knew I could be a responsible adult one day!  I JUST KNEW IT!

[Pixie Dust]

Geez, I hope the sim owner doesn't ask me to put out.  That would be weird :/  Weird only because I don't know how many pairs of lingerie I need to keep on hand for Him.  I guess I need to stock up on supplies and prepare to be completely and utterly used on a moment's notice.  

It's the small joys of life that make the stars twinkle.

[Pixie Dust]

Lol.  I could self-entertain like this forever.  I imagine at some point I'll grow old of my pretend superpowers and actually stop being a menace to Sorcery society.  Until then... 

I'll cash you ouside.

[watergaze]

"What would you do with unlimited potential?  What if you were a superhero, how would you change the world?"

 Well, this is fun.. isn't it?   
    Using teeth to finish this mutilation, I suck your right eyeball out, and hand it to you.
   You are to push it up your _.
   This done, being polite but firm:  "Pixie, put the head of my _ into your orbital socket."  You comply.

   I hold your head in place and steadily displace optic nerves with measured thrusts.  
 You muffle initial sounds of pain, and I stop so you can gather.  I thrust a few more times.

...................(a deliberate pause)..................   the tone is somber....  you begin to sob involuntarily for not being humble enough.    
   
   I hold the sorrowful gaze of your remaining eye..   
  I give reprieve by having you remove the eyeball you've inserted.  I take it from your hand.  I hold it for you to see.  You are grateful...  you are just grateful for giving.  You are eased and the sobbing is now gentle.

  My soft, assuring pecks to your lips accentuate that the violence to come can be endured. I show you how pleased I am.  I allow more generous kisses, and the smacking of lips sends you.  
  A simple nod brings resolution.  You position yourself for my dirty work. I manage quickly to push my _ through the orbital fissure and into your skull. 

I _ your brains out.

  This fantasy stuff is FUN!





Thank you (humbly). You know very well that I CAN use your guidance.  lol this last part was for someone else

[Le_Regard]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I did NOT see that coming hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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[Le_Regard]

Hahahahahahaha I laughed until my stomach hurt it's the hardest I've laughed in years

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[Pixie Dust]

That was acutely hilarious.  Really, I totally didn't see the ending coming.  I do hope it was a happy ending since that aspect wasn't noted.  Let me know next time, I try to make every experience with me one where my partner walks away in better shape than when things began.  A complete experience.  

You know, my shrink keeps telling me I need to find better company to keep.  Sh*t like this is a reminder that I could never abandon my company.  You insane people are better than the voices in my head. Seriously, life would be so lonely without the monsters under my bed.

[watergaze]

BEAUTIFUL TRAUMA I got it , okay .. I got it






BEAUTIFUL TRAUMA I got it !!

[Pixie Dust]

Oh fine.  I'll end the screaming.  Each time I preach the gospel of God I always go unheard.  I had to reduce myself to pop music repeating in every single one of my posts in hopes of being heard.  Now then, here comes the memes:






















 I'm having too much fun with this.

[Guest]