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Chakras
#1
What the hell are chakras?  Are they real?  Are they made up?  Is there 7?  Is there 9?  12? Maybe even 3?  Are they like internal organs, are they like positions of the assemblage point?  This has bothered me for years.
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#3
serloco wrote:


I get this, but it nevertheless seems like if our model of being wise and enlightened is just inheriting a book of maps, that seems wrong.
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#4
Le_Regard wrote:
serloco wrote:


I get this, but it nevertheless seems like if our model of being wise and enlightened is just inheriting a book of maps, that seems wrong.

If the maps are fundamentally useless because what you REALLY need is an enlightened master to tap you on the forehead and send you into hyperspace, then why do we even HAVE a book of maps?  What are they for?  That's my real question.  Surely floating in hyperspace all the time while our body slowly dies isn't the point of being alive.  We've put a LOT of effort into a project where at the end of the day you just burn your maps and start over.
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#5
Chakras are totally made up, much like the entire Marvel collection.  It's as fictitious as Noah's ark.  Don't spend another moment wondering if you missed you something.  

The mystery has ended and you may live out the rest of your life in peace.
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Le_Regard wrote:
Le_Regard wrote:
serloco wrote:


I get this, but it nevertheless seems like if our model of being wise and enlightened is just inheriting a book of maps, that seems wrong.

If the maps are fundamentally useless because what you REALLY need is an enlightened master to tap you on the forehead and send you into hyperspace, then why do we even HAVE a book of maps?  What are they for?  That's my real question.  Surely floating in hyperspace all the time while our body slowly dies isn't the point of being alive.  We've put a LOT of effort into a project where at the end of the day you just burn your maps and start over.

One first understands with their mind, then their heart, and finally their spirit.  One can even do all three simultaneously.  The books are for the mind (the tell).  The eye-tap works as the show.  People are receptive to different modes of learning, hence, enlightenment comes in all forms.
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#7
Ok, ok, I can work with this: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1211837/plo ... l#synopsis

Maybe I should read more comic books.

First, I'll repeat what I said elsewhere in different words, which is that watching blockbuster Hollywood films that billions of other people are watching is a very curious way of deprogramming yourself from the Habitual Position of the Assemblage Point.  Seems like quite the opposite, but whatever, ok.  Maybe the HAP is not as bad as people think it is if it's busy assembling big budget Hollywood movies like THIS.

That said, I'm having a hard time following this.  He journeys to Nepal because he wants to HEAL HIS HANDS, or something?  Then he finds a mysterious woman in Nepal (who is caucasian  for some reason but never mind) who initiates him into the Mysteries, and it turns out the Mysteries of How to Heal Your Hands are only the tip of the iceberg and he finds himself immersed in a self-transcending archetypal battle of Good against Evil.  Is that basically the message?
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#8
Pixie Dust wrote:
Le_Regard wrote:
Le_Regard wrote:


I get this, but it nevertheless seems like if our model of being wise and enlightened is just inheriting a book of maps, that seems wrong.

If the maps are fundamentally useless because what you REALLY need is an enlightened master to tap you on the forehead and send you into hyperspace, then why do we even HAVE a book of maps?  What are they for?  That's my real question.  Surely floating in hyperspace all the time while our body slowly dies isn't the point of being alive.  We've put a LOT of effort into a project where at the end of the day you just burn your maps and start over.

One first understands with their mind, then their heart, and finally their spirit.  One can even do all three simultaneously.  The books are for the mind (the tell).  The eye-tap works as the show.  People are receptive to different modes of learning, hence, enlightenment comes in all forms.  

Enlightenment comes in many forms, many paths up the mountain, got it.

But WHY?  The answer is AND isn't "to heal your hands", I see.
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#9
Le_Regard wrote:
Ok, ok, I can work with this: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1211837/plo ... l#synopsis

Maybe I should read more comic books.

First, I'll repeat what I said elsewhere in different words, which is that watching blockbuster Hollywood films that billions of other people are watching is a very curious way of deprogramming yourself from the Habitual Position of the Assemblage Point.  Seems like quite the opposite, but whatever, ok.  Maybe the HAP is not as bad as people think it is if it's busy assembling big budget Hollywood movies like THIS.

That said, I'm having a hard time following this.  He journeys to Nepal because he wants to HEAL HIS HANDS, or something?  Then he finds a mysterious woman in Nepal (who is caucasian  for some reason but never mind) who initiates him into the Mysteries, and it turns out the Mysteries of How to Heal Your Hands are only the tip of the iceberg and he finds himself immersed in a self-transcending archetypal battle of Good against Evil.  Is that basically the message?

Sure, you could see it from the perspective.
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#10
My general take away from this is you think you have problems, and that's valid, but the real problem is THE WORLD IS ON FIRE AND ONLY *YOU* CAN SAVE IT.

Like an Army recruitment poster or something.
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Le_Regard wrote:
Pixie Dust wrote:
Le_Regard wrote:


If the maps are fundamentally useless because what you REALLY need is an enlightened master to tap you on the forehead and send you into hyperspace, then why do we even HAVE a book of maps?  What are they for?  That's my real question.  Surely floating in hyperspace all the time while our body slowly dies isn't the point of being alive.  We've put a LOT of effort into a project where at the end of the day you just burn your maps and start over.

One first understands with their mind, then their heart, and finally their spirit.  One can even do all three simultaneously.  The books are for the mind (the tell).  The eye-tap works as the show.  People are receptive to different modes of learning, hence, enlightenment comes in all forms.  

Enlightenment comes in many forms, many paths up the mountain, got it.

But WHY?  The answer is AND isn't "to heal your hands", I see.

Everyone develops their own why for undertaking a soul journey up a steep mountain.
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#12
Le_Regard wrote:
My general take away from this is you think you have problems, and that's valid, but the real problem is THE WORLD IS ON FIRE AND ONLY *YOU* CAN SAVE IT.

Like an Army recruitment poster or something.

Duh.  It's a cult.
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#13
Pixie Dust wrote:
Le_Regard wrote:
My general take away from this is you think you have problems, and that's valid, but the real problem is THE WORLD IS ON FIRE AND ONLY *YOU* CAN SAVE IT.

Like an Army recruitment poster or something.

Duh.  It's a cult.

Maybe you're misinterpreting the memo.  I didn't hear THE WORLD IS ON FIRE AND ONLY *YOU* CAN SAVE IT.  I heard it more like: hey, we have cookies, come join our book club.  Optional.  Do it or don't.  We don't give a sh*t.
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#14
Pixie Dust wrote:
Pixie Dust wrote:
Le_Regard wrote:
My general take away from this is you think you have problems, and that's valid, but the real problem is THE WORLD IS ON FIRE AND ONLY *YOU* CAN SAVE IT.

Like an Army recruitment poster or something.

Duh.  It's a cult.

Maybe you're misinterpreting the memo.  I didn't hear THE WORLD IS ON FIRE AND ONLY *YOU* CAN SAVE IT.  I heard it more like: hey, we have cookies, come join our book club.  Optional.  Do it or don't.  We don't give a sh*t.

Or... it's possible we received different memos.  Personalized invitations--I hadn't considered that until now.  

Or maybe it's the same memo and you're just being a drama queen.
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Pixie Dust wrote:
Pixie Dust wrote:
Pixie Dust wrote:


Duh.  It's a cult.

Maybe you're misinterpreting the memo.  I didn't hear THE WORLD IS ON FIRE AND ONLY *YOU* CAN SAVE IT.  I heard it more like: hey, we have cookies, come join our book club.  Optional.  Do it or don't.  We don't give a sh*t.

Or... it's possible we received different memos.  Personalized invitations--I hadn't considered that until now.  

Or maybe it's the same memo and you're just being a drama queen.

Considering that the carrier for the signal a big budget special effects driven Hollywood film about a probably billion dollar comic book franchise, I acknowledge, but I do not take any credit for the volume being turned up to 11.
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Pixie Dust wrote:
Pixie Dust wrote:
Pixie Dust wrote:


Duh.  It's a cult.

Maybe you're misinterpreting the memo.  I didn't hear THE WORLD IS ON FIRE AND ONLY *YOU* CAN SAVE IT.  I heard it more like: hey, we have cookies, come join our book club.  Optional.  Do it or don't.  We don't give a sh*t.

Or... it's possible we received different memos.  Personalized invitations--I hadn't considered that until now.  

Or maybe it's the same memo and you're just being a drama queen.

Considering the carrier for the signal is a big budget special effects driven Hollywood movie about a probably billion dollar comic book franchise, I acknowledge, but take no credit for the volume being turned up to 11.
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#17
Le_Regard wrote:
Pixie Dust wrote:
Pixie Dust wrote:


Maybe you're misinterpreting the memo.  I didn't hear THE WORLD IS ON FIRE AND ONLY *YOU* CAN SAVE IT.  I heard it more like: hey, we have cookies, come join our book club.  Optional.  Do it or don't.  We don't give a sh*t.

Or... it's possible we received different memos.  Personalized invitations--I hadn't considered that until now.  

Or maybe it's the same memo and you're just being a drama queen.

Considering that the carrier for the signal a big budget special effects driven Hollywood film about a probably billion dollar comic book franchise, I acknowledge, but I do not take any credit for the volume being turned up to 11.

You've become much more vocal in your old age.
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#18
Le_Regard wrote:
Pixie Dust wrote:
Pixie Dust wrote:


Maybe you're misinterpreting the memo.  I didn't hear THE WORLD IS ON FIRE AND ONLY *YOU* CAN SAVE IT.  I heard it more like: hey, we have cookies, come join our book club.  Optional.  Do it or don't.  We don't give a sh*t.

Or... it's possible we received different memos.  Personalized invitations--I hadn't considered that until now.  

Or maybe it's the same memo and you're just being a drama queen.

Considering the carrier for the signal is a big budget special effects driven Hollywood movie about a probably billion dollar comic book franchise, I acknowledge, but take no credit for the volume being turned up to 11.

You've become much more vocal in your old age.
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#19
What is this double posting you're doing?  Is your VPN not up to par today?  Have you annoyed the angels of the internet to such a degree that they've given you a stutter?  What is this magic you're doing?
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#20
Pixie Dust wrote:
What is this double posting you're doing?  Is your VPN not up to par today?  Have you annoyed the angels of the internet to such a degree that they've given you a stutter?  What is this magic you're doing?

I'm not sure?  I think maybe if I try to reply to something that in the meantime someone else already replied to, it hiccups.
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#21
http://www.collective-evolution.com/201 ... al-states/
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#22
serloco wrote:
http://www.collective-evolution.com/201 ... al-states/

I think there are different schools of thought on whether the chakras are just there, like you're born with them, like organs, or whether you PUT THEM there and build them up over time.

The second theory would explain why different systems have different numbers, or why they're different colors. But if they did this study on people who'd never even heard of chakras and then the study measured them all in about the same place anyway that would be very significant.

But what actually stood out about that article is that this the kind of science they do in RUSSIA, and I wonder if it's maybe a left over residue from Cold War era psychic experiments.
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#23
Roflmao. I hear it snows in Russia. The men there are as tough as they come. Mmmmm. Only got love for those snowflakes.
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#24
Pixie Dust wrote:
Roflmao.  I hear it snows in Russia.  The men there are as tough as they come.  Mmmmm.  Only got love for those snowflakes.

Tough like this?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stakhanovite_movement
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Le_Regard wrote:
Pixie Dust wrote:
Roflmao.  I hear it snows in Russia.  The men there are as tough as they come.  Mmmmm.  Only got love for those snowflakes.

Tough like this?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stakhanovite_movement

Seriously, real suggestion, your union should look into making this official policy.
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