Getting the girl 101

[serloco]

I like to know all the flowers in nature. One day I was on a date and was walking thru a field. Going on a pic nic. I reached down excited and smelled one of the native flowers. I pretended it smelt amazing, (meanwhile i held my breath) then handed it to her and said "for you!". She was very happy at the romantic gesture and took it to her nose and inhaled deeply. She recoiled and threw the flower to the ground! It was a variety I call the ass daisy as it smells like ass so the carrion flies will pollinate it.