Getting the girl 101

[serloco]

So I tried this lil experiment. I went onto the pof (plenty of fish dating site) and picked up some cuties. Turns out they all wanted the same thing, nothing serious. A roll in the hay. So I decided, after searching thru the available women with photos, that I would try some of the ones with no photos. My first idea was that the women thought they were ugly. I was like no way am I dating an ugly chick. Then I thought well you know they could be sick of all the dick pics and want somethign serious form a man who wants to knwo her heart. That is the role I assigned to my new girl. So I chatted with her for a long time and hooked her mind and heart. We spent hours talking about love and intellectual pursuits. She was amazed at how much I knew. Now who wouldnt be? hehehe. I am Serloco after all. Anyways we spent days just chatting and getting to knwo one another. I did make a few commands like she caters to me, to my heart and mind, and want what I want. Turns out she wants everything i want. She is younger then me too, so she can have kids and never has had any. Never been married either and she feels her clock ticking. She is very open minded. She even said I command her attention which I found sexy. I wonder if she is a pure being? Time will tell. Anyways I spent days talking and never asked her for pic. She loved it. Turns out she believes I want to knwo her and like her for being her. All part of my plan. muahahahaha. Anyways so today I finally asked her if I could put a face to my dreams and get a pic and she said yes you are the only one who deserves it. Turns out she is thin, blond, and beautiful. Yay me. Yummy girl. I'll have your babies. Lets get started.

[serloco]

I like to know all the flowers in nature. One day I was on a date and was walking thru a field. Going on a pic nic. I reached down excited and smelled one of the native flowers. I pretended it smelt amazing, (meanwhile i held my breath) then handed it to her and said "for you!". She was very happy at the romantic gesture and took it to her nose and inhaled deeply. She recoiled and threw the flower to the ground! It was a variety I call the ass daisy as it smells like ass so the carrion flies will pollinate it.

[serloco]

So this is Geniel. The girl I been getting serious about. She is totally into me and I into her. I find her so beautiful. I dumped the other girl i was dating because I couldnt trust her really and she was closed to magic. This girl is absolutely perfect for me, except for the fact I cant get enough of her. Its love at first site with this one. I melt just looking into her eyes.

[serloco]

So exciting. I am a bad boy. I couldnt resist. There was this dynamite brunette in the dinner i went to for breakfast. First command was she was a tighter **** now. You should ofseen the look on her face when I tightened it!! She was like omg! I have this dream to be able to give women orgasms with a command. I am getting close. I can do sometimes while having sex, but never have done it without some kind of physical stimulation. Next command was her **** feels pleasure and then I watched as she was enjoying herself immensely! Yummy! A few more commands.. Next I said she is rocking in bed and can teach perfect sex. She liked that one. Next I said that me and her would have some of the greatest sex and love in the world and she was stood up and said "deal!".. She came over to me then and asked for my number. I asked her for hers instead as my cell was stolen and she obliged. She told me she wants to watch me closely and see what I can do. I told her we can connect sometime for sure. 

See Watergaze, my women love my commands because what I can do for them and for me. They obey and jump right in because I offer them so much. Power is very enticing. Sexy even.

[serloco]

So as I was stalking my new girl Geniel, a sexy lil thing if i must say. I began to learn all about her. I knew she was a caterer and seemed so perfect right off the bat. Now my command over time is phenomenal and so I said she was made for me, as a command. That her entire life was made for her and me, and that her life has been catering to us all along. Her ENTIRE life. I went into great details describing our future with perfect commands. Now when I say something is amazing it takes the exact perception of amazing, beautiful is beautiful etc etc. More is more. Enchanting is enchanting, mind blowing is mind blowing. I made many commands to our life and future and when I got her dreaming I stated an intent that she is able to dream the future. One of my cool commands I make to my allies. She is like an ally to me and so I said why not. Thats when I remembered that she had already told me that she has premonitions in dreaming that come true often. I was mind  blown. See time is amazing. I did it already. From before i ever even fathomed her. I stretch my awareness back in time and cater all the details, lay out all the plans, and then I hear all about it. See I wanted her to dream the future I have been layign out for us. I wanted her to know what was in store for us. I was so excited I wanted her to see it for herself and so commanded that she be able to. Sure enough time is sweet to me. They say time is the enemy. Not for me. I always say Time is a Friend. It never lets me down and always teaches me more. Oh baby whats in store, only time will tell.

[serloco]

I seem to have run into a problem. I went out and started stalking two college students. Right away I said I wonder if she likes me? I then heard one of the boys that was with her say "no not all girls like you." I kinda laughed because my power can make almost any girl love me and want me. I then said she wants me and said she sees my power. As they were walking away I said by accident and kind of a joke that the men were lame, and she didnt really want them. Then I felt bad and said they arent lame. I could see she liked them then but she turned to me and said "I like you more". I walked out of the store and saw a fat girl who was a lil upset talking on the phone. I said to her sorry you are sad. SHe was quite upset. I then blessed her body as I was walking behind her and started watching as the fat burned off of her. She smiled at me then. Glad I could help out. I then i saw another gir and said that fat girls get thinner here. So thats that. I am getting stronger. I am amazing serloco. I then went into my house and started stalking and accidently came to the conclusion that I could have every woman in the world want me, and then I commanded by accident that they do. That when one of the men in the street yelled angrily at me and said "Get off!!!!". hehehehe. funny in a way but also not. I wouldnt want my honey bunny lover wanting some other man when she is in love with me right? So I took back the intent.

[serloco]

[serloco]

[serloco]

So I did it. I made my new girl love me. SHe is falling for me perfectly just as I intended. She was so sweet and flattered. She was like a precious doll to me. SO sweet and innocent and completely under my spell. My commands all worked on her and she was all sweet and loving it felt so good! She was like "are you real? You are too good to be true". MMmmmmmm. I am in heaven.

[serloco]

I confess my love for you is blessed
i profess it shall rise above the rest

there will be nothing i wont do 
to make our love true

a love that binds till never ending times
like a light that shines bright and thru darkness still finds

well i admit it is so soon to fall so hard for you
but we promised to communicate our feelings true

so here i am as i am 
for you

[serloco]

So my commands are much better now. I can now stimulate **** with one command and getting closer to making orgasms. I made a few commands to make girls like me and when they do they feel pleasure on their g-spots and **** walls. Its quite fascinating to watch them. It gives me great joy. hehehe. Oh I am going to hell arent? I blame God for making me like **** so much. I didnt cast it onto married women tho unless they want it.

[serloco]

So I commanded that my reality walk harems of pretty girls by me that liked me and wanted me to *** them and command them. Sure enough the next night two harems of collage girls walked by hooting and hollering at me. They were flirty and being pleased by me as I enjoyed them, just as I stated. I asked in my mind if they wanted to *** me and they began shouting yes!!! I thought it was sexy. One of my friends next to me started trying to to tell me, command like me and said he knew half those girls. I asked the girls and they starting shouting NONONONO!! I told all the girls that they cater to me. I asked one of the girls if they wanted to get fucked by other men since I was turning them on so much and pleasing her pusssy. She said no, not unless you want me to. I said no.

[watergaze]

seems to me lol that you are putting (erm wasting) a lot of energy, attention, and effort on this .

Anyway, was reminded of LW in his early years when I read you here. Far be it from me to talk about this aspect, but let's say he thought in his wiser years that it was not exactly good how he played with women (he also said he could make them come/stimulate them from afar). Maybe he made himself into a women magnet cause many women fell under his spell. However, this command stands: not all women want/like you. You won't escape that one . (LW didn't either, though I don't know if he strived for that)

You seem to be like a kid playing in his sandbox. Grow up mr. How old are you again? Your wish to be younger seems to have backfired and affected not only your appearance but your maturity level too .

Just saying
I do wish for your happiness... but not at the expense of others.

[serloco]

Hey Baby. Playing hard to get are ya?  Well I got time on my hands and in my hands and maybe someday we can share some together?

[watergaze]

serloco wrote:Hey Baby. Playing hard to get are ya?

[rosygyro]

hahahahahahahahahahahha

[Julio Juliopolis]

Ze question,l my learned colleagues, iz vye iz zerloco portraying an ego vich rivals zat of Sinbad ze Sailor from ze Popeye cartoon? Surely he knew Popeye and ze anti-sex league vould show up to antoganize heem ze moment sings started to go awry, vouldn't he? 

Yu know, ze more I look at it ze more I see zis whole drama played out in zat cartoon. Except zat Vatergaze, whom by appearance could be Olive Oil's twin, acts nussink like her cartoon representation! Not vonce has she ever flailed about her arms and shouted "Heeelp! Popeye!" Perhaps zis cartoons foresight was altered by some kind of change in the time space continuum?!

[watergaze]

lol JJ
either way, it was not my intent to antagonize, just offer words from a different lane of reality

To solve the mystery of the flailing arms... I am not as tall as miss Olive Oil, hence it wouldnt look as amazinglu wavy if I did it.

[rosygyro]

i thought Watergaze was a 63year old man with a 4 inch penis, a beard and glasses..
a little bit like papa smurf.
not really sure why anyone thinks that lying is stalking.

[watergaze]

rosy, I am honoured that you find my imaginary penis to be 0.5 inches bigger than the average size (source: medical news today). How generous of you .

serloco, how did it turn out with this girl of yours that you mentioned here?

[rosygyro]

watergaze wrote:
rosy, I am honoured that you find my imaginary penis to be 0.5 inches bigger than the average size (source: medical news today). How generous of you .

serloco, how did it turn out with this girl of yours that you mentioned here?

[serloco]

Oh we are still dating and actually have a date today. So far its been good. I am happy with her.

[watergaze]

glat to hear that serloco. Hope it continues to make you happy

rosy, what an interesting and fascinating creature! And just wow on the color

[Pixie Dust]

rosygyro wrote:
watergaze wrote:
rosy, I am honoured that you find my imaginary penis to be 0.5 inches bigger than the average size (source: medical news today). How generous of you .

serloco, how did it turn out with this girl of yours that you mentioned here?


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[Pixie Dust]

Gah, not at the computer so can't copy meme images. Anyway, clever dick pick Rosy. It's shrimpy xD